pull off the road... and... and what? You dropped Janese off and left her there? What in the world were you thinking. I know Janese is tough and can handle herself, but she definitely won't come back to you. Who's gonna cook for us when we get together as a family?! Aw, man.
Actually, I am an arteeeestic attorney. When ever I go to trial I paint or take elaborate pictures and I say to the jury, "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I show you Exhibit A through Exhibit (however many I need based on the complexity of the case). I rest my case." I don't have to say any other words than this and haven't lost a case.
Your brother thinks he is somewhat a handsome gentlemen (and more surprisingly his wife agrees). So what don't you post a picture of yourself?
I mean yeah, I get it, you can only look through one side of the camera and take the picture. But why don't you give that camera to that nice looking lady in that field of wheat in southern Utah on the side of the road and have her take a picture of yourself. Or have someone take a picture of both of you, or you and your kids?
Just a thought, I mean after all, you are the arteeest.
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You get to blogging! Anybody can post pictures of their wife. I want to see some thoughts since you believe you are some wise B - Shop!
pull off the road... and... and what? You dropped Janese off and left her there? What in the world were you thinking. I know Janese is tough and can handle herself, but she definitely won't come back to you. Who's gonna cook for us when we get together as a family?! Aw, man.
Oh, that's a great pic.
Ya, John's got a whole lot of room to talk. Like two weeks worth of room.
I think "words" are overrated.
I think "pictures" are overrated.
That's because you are an attorney, not an arteeeest.
Actually, I am an arteeeestic attorney. When ever I go to trial I paint or take elaborate pictures and I say to the jury, "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I show you Exhibit A through Exhibit (however many I need based on the complexity of the case). I rest my case." I don't have to say any other words than this and haven't lost a case.
Your brother thinks he is somewhat a handsome gentlemen (and more surprisingly his wife agrees). So what don't you post a picture of yourself?
I mean yeah, I get it, you can only look through one side of the camera and take the picture. But why don't you give that camera to that nice looking lady in that field of wheat in southern Utah on the side of the road and have her take a picture of yourself. Or have someone take a picture of both of you, or you and your kids?
Just a thought, I mean after all, you are the arteeest.
Alright sir, if you insist. Please...exhibit "A", as you would say...
http://bp0.blogger.com/_ILjx2H-HKAE/RpkZg_iG9lI/AAAAAAAAAF4/URelcF0nks4/s1600-h/Rough-Vacation-(web).jpg
Check it, boyeeee.
I'm the one in the hat.
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